You are exceptionally agile, flexible, and dextrous, at the peak of human ability. Your hand-eye
coordination is similarly exceptional. You are a highly skilled gymnast and acrobat as well.
00cp I Know What I’m Doing [Swords]
You are a true master of those most genteel of arts: Combat and Torture. You are an expert with
every form of inflicting pain, both physical and psychological and have a sixth sense for how
much a subject can take. You are also a skilled fighter both unarmed and with all forms of
weapons. Pick one type of weapon to master. With this weapon, you are one of the very best in
the world.
00cp A Dark Sensibility
You carry with you the logic and dark comedy motifs of the Addams Family wherever you go. You
enjoy the dark and the macabre, and have a passion for life that terrifies those not blessed to be
an Addams. Existential dread now amuses you and beings that radiate conceptual madness will
be more likely to befriend you than try to destroy you. Oddly, you never suffer problems that
might crop up from living in dark and gloomy environments, nor have problems seeing due to
lack of proper illumination.
50cp Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc
The Addams Family Motto! It supposedly means “We Gladly Feast on those who would subdue
us… which would actually be Domituros Libenter Devoramus in latin, but hey, you don’t watch
Addams Family for accurate latin. You understand the minds of psychopaths, fiends, and mad
dog killers… and they feel a kind of kinship with you. Also, you can choose a motto of your
very own, and no one will care if you get the latin translation wrong.
100cp You Frightened Me. Do It Again.
You have the dark beauty and calm menace of Morticia or the equally dark handsomeness and
manic charm of Gomez. This includes a free (and optional) pencil moustache that never needs to
be trimmed and the ability to always have your face covered by shadows whenever you want it
to be, even if that should be impossible… in fact, especially if that should be impossible.
Moreover, the scarier or more intimidating someone finds you, the sexier and more attractive
they will find you as well. Drive someone to the brink of insanity through sheer terror, and you
might find them begging for more. Your smiles can be truly unnerving when you want them to
be.
100cp What Bliss!
I would die for her! I would kill for her!
You live a life of passion and romance. Because of that, you are a master of seduction and
assorted related skills and arts, including dance and music. You also have perfect fluency in all
variations of the Romance languages.
200cp Addams Constitution
You have an Addams appreciation for the finer things in life: Whips, chains, red-hot pokers and
other such wonderful things. As a true Addams, you still feel pain, but it is hardly something
you dislike. Rather, you glory in riding the edge of pain and insanity.
What is more, pain and injury never cripple you or make you less capable of anything, and you
will heal perfectly from any injury that doesn’t kill you or remove a limb, unless you happen to
want a scar. And lastly, you find that otherwise lethal poisons never do more than make you
sleepy, with most of them merely providing a bit of extra flavor.
200cp Ladykiller? Acquitted!
You have a remarkable ability to escape the consequences of your actions. It is not that people
think you are innocent, it is just that evidence seems to disappear, witnesses forget things, and
the people trying to punish you just make one mistake after another.
It isn’t i mpossible for you to get convicted of something, but it is going to take a truly
herculean effort, and probably some illicit activity of their own, for anyone to pull it off.
200cp Crippling Narcissism
People are constantly trying to keep you down. Belittle you. Give you Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina
Barbie! The Nightmare! The Nerve! Thankfully, you know who and what you are. Graceful, delicate, and
obviously more deserving than anything or anyone else. No outside force will ever be able to change or
control your mind, because nothing can hope to penetrate your impenetrable wall of self-importance.
Equally, no trauma will ever be sufficient to overwhelm your flawless sense of self-esteem, rendering you
immune to PTSD and similar afflictions.
200cp Superhuman Beauty
Beautiful people don’t have to worry about the little inconveniences in life, like paying for their own food
in restaurants, actually buying tickets to events, or obeying traffic laws. After all, there are ordinary
people to handle that sort of thing. Thankfully, you are one of the beautiful people. Even if you were
Fester before this, you’re now a solid eight out of ten at minimum, and have an instinctive mastery of how
to manipulate those that are less attractive than you into doing your bidding. People will just give you
little things or look the other way as long as you’re not actively causing demonstrable harm to others.
Even when you do get punished, it’s likely to be a slap on the wrist.
Items
50cp Cigars
A dozen boxes of high quality cigars delivered every month. These cigars have the strange
quality of always being at the ideal photogenic length with a nice head of ash to tap off. They
don’t leave everything covered in ash and don’t go out unless you want them to. Your health
will never suffer from smoking these cigars.
100cp Monthly Expenses
This is a briefcase loaded with golden doubloons (7 grams of 22 carat gold… worth between 300 and 400 dollars each in terms of gold, not considering historical rarity). These are historically accurate spanish 8 escudo coins and are probably worth several thousand dollars each to a collector. The briefcase contains roughly 3,500 of these coins, and weighs in the neighbourhood of 25 kilograms. You get one of these every month. No matter how much you flood the market, the price of gold will never decrease… unless you’re actively trying to make it crash… but doing so would take at least a few centuries’ worth of briefcases in a modern world. As a reference, 2,500 tons of gold are mined every year on Earth.
200cp Addams Manor [Wulffe Den]
You have a beautiful Addams style manor and grounds, including a lovely swamp, desolate wasteland, and an extensive set of caves and underground vaults. This manor will provide all its own utilities and supplies, and will keep itself maintained in the proper Addams-style condition to make you feel right at home. You will never have to pay taxes or any other form of expense for this home, and it will never be damaged by anything but deliberate attack. Or, if you are some kind of freak, this can be a “normal” home, decorated in the latest fashion with the same advantages. But really? Pastels?
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